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[Thursday, September 8th, 2005]
i'm the lyrical gangsta.

mmm, blisters and blood make for a rather sexy night.
stoked on some things, depressed about most.
if i had my way, we'd all go down in flames.
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[Friday, July 8th, 2005]
You'd think I'd understand by now that no one gives a shit.

I can't wait to start a band and go on tour and fuck mundane life. Everyone talking about it has only made my desire to start something good strengthen. So for that, I thank you all.

Next spring, I will be on tour. I will go places I'd never gone before. And it will be amazing.
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do it [Monday, May 23rd, 2005]
Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love -- anything. Be sure to post honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

also i'm in the process of transferring all my friends to my new journal since this one had a heart attack and can't handle all your activity. so if some random weirdo name pops up on your list, it's me and i want you to add me back. thnx.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! [Friday, May 20th, 2005]
Christ, I'm bored.

so I do lame shitCollapse )

Please convince me not to delete this journal after all
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lolz [Thursday, May 19th, 2005]
This journal isn't going anywhere. I like it a lot.

add at your discretion here

This promises to be epic.
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In fact, I recommend you remove your ovaries completely [Monday, May 16th, 2005]
[ mood | Holy shit, I see a llama!!!!!! ]

You keep your head up kid; things are going to be just fine real soon.

"How can I possibly comprehend your level of excitement?"

Do fourteen handstands in your front lawn.
If you don't have a front lawn, use the nearest one.
Have late night giggle-fests with your sisters (brothers) in spirit.
Go to a sweaty basement show and dance the night away.
Do things that make you slightly uncomfortable, because you've never done them before.

San Francisco, I love you. And if I didn't love Washington more, I'd want to move into your grasp.

Life rewards those who supersize their asparagus.
Party tonight, anyone?

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a gaggle of geese and a gander at what [Sunday, May 15th, 2005]
[ mood | loved ]

i feel so fucking loved right now i had the most amazing weekend ever and it's only halfway through i can't stand this being so loved and loving so much back i just want to hug everyone i ever met and i ask you to please forgive me and just love me because i will most likely love you too i'm moving to tacoma i'm moving in with stephen and chris it's gonna rule and then me and lawson are going to get a house together and fill it with vegan food and wikkkkked fuckin' thrashers and i have to find a decent photo frame for the pictures we took i just want to say that for once in my life i feel so fucking accepted JUST THE FUCKING WAY I AM.

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[Thursday, May 12th, 2005]
lust crusade: i'd do a viking
lust crusade: maybe even twice

I really want to go to the river, even though it's 1:16 am

oh and for some reason most of my aim buddy list got erased, so if you want to talk to me on aim, your best bet is to leave your screen name here.
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Guest Post (Modern), or I Shaved My Legs for This [Friday, May 6th, 2005]
Hello Marisa Friends,

Marisa is a cool girl, but can you all believe how lazy she is? She doesn't even have to make her own posts anymore!
I'm Jason (nice to meet you), and she's allowed me to violate the sanctity of her LiveJournal.

First off, since this is a new audience for me: SWM seeks SWF, looks not important. Mine I mean. Yours matter plenty.
Crap. I already used that.

What am I to talk about though? Who came up with this stupid Guest Poster thing anyway? Being a Guest Poster is an odd position. First of all, you are a guest so you don't know who is reading and you don't want to offend anyone. But on the plus side, being a guest I don't have to wash my own dishes.

I was born and raised, and still live in San Francisco. I haven't gotten far.

I can't imagine living in Reno. One of my best friends and former roommate lives in Vegas now. Can't imagine that either. I know there are regular neighborhoods there, and it's not all gambling, bad lounge shows, and tacky showgirls, but that's what I associate it with I guess.

For those of you just skimming down (and I don't blame you considering how this is going so far) here is a picture of a Chinese guy who is living in a nest for a month.

They so crazy!

My mom get mailers for free rooms, so she makes reservations, and then calls me and says, "Hey, do you want to go to Reno." This really means "I need someone to drive and your dad isn't any fun." She always softens it by saying, "Look up if anyone we want to see is playing while we are there." There very rarely is. I refuse to see Bill Cosby.
So I hope the hotel has a pool, and I read in the room a lot, and I meet up with her for meals. I can gamble for about thirty minutes, but I really don't get it.
This casino I was at had $500 slot machines, all the way down to nickel machines. The people playing the nickel slots were more or less trolls. I won 777 nickels.
I used to think casinos and the lottery were just a tax on stupid people. People who just aren't bright enough to understand how odds work. I don't think that's right anymore though. It's really a tax on desperate people. That's even worse.
I'm desperate though. At the grocery store today they were taking donations to help Cerebral Palsy. I give plenty to Cerebral Palsy already, but they had a sign that said, "Some of the smartest, funniest, most capable people in the world have Cerebral Palsy." Heck, it seemed like they should have been giving money to me then.

So listen up kids, and listen up good. Before I go I've got three tips for you:

Tip 1: If you're the kind of person who doesn't like having your picture taken, try not to marry the future King of England. At one point they were charging $15 to see Diana's grave. Even when they are just about finished decaying, the royal family has still found a way to make money off of their subjects. That's something.

Tip 2: Always look suspicious. Practice it. The only time you hear about innocent bystanders are when one of them gets shot.

Tip 3: And I just realized this, there is no reason you have to "learn something new everyday." It's a load of bull. All day today I never... oh, wait. Damn. Make that I've got two tips for you.
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[Tuesday, April 26th, 2005]
omgz so boredCollapse )
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[Monday, March 21st, 2005]
If I delete you in the next couple of days, it is because your Livejournal drama is lame and annoying and BORES ME.

(This is not for all of you, nor even most of you. But if you're a LiveJournal drama king/queen, you've been warned.)

I don't have time nor patience for this kind of bullshit.
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[Tuesday, March 1st, 2005]
Has it come to this?

No, it has not.
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[Friday, February 18th, 2005]
Fuck you.
Fuck your friendship and your "behind my back" disrespect.
Fuck your hurtful comments.
Fuck everything about you.

I seriously wish I could be done with you sometimes.

[Tuesday, February 8th, 2005]
"if i wanted to see your backside, i'd buy you dinner."
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FRIENDS ONLY [Thursday, January 13th, 2005]
[ mood | accomplished ]

comment for an add, but be warned. i'm an awful person and just might say no.

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